I'm dead. Wanna hook up?
thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade
yes yes yes
frykent:

You can bet your damn life I’d be making a cake for someone if they did that
petra-you-little-shit:

AT FIRST GLANCE NOTHING LOOKED DIFFERENT
petra-you-little-shit:

AT FIRST GLANCE NOTHING LOOKED DIFFERENT

harlequincrown:

dat-soldier:

pussygem:

pussygem:

jack the ripper identified

*swat team descends on graveyard*

we fuckin got him now

i just lost 4 followers

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Come at me, fuckboys!

well now we face a dilemma: if the the swat team is the fuckboys, are we morally obligated to help a member of the skeleton army escape them, even if he’s a known Victorian murderer? 


deathtraders:

You see the holes on my knees apply ventilation to my crouch area
kai-ni:

vertigo-bird:

Source
Daily Plakat fishporn #040

Alright this guy is awesome - it looks like the fins are just… hovering around him ;u;

shercockandmycrotch:

ctwolstenbeast:

in norway we don’t say “i love you” we say “jeg elsker deg” which translates to “i love you” i think that’s very beautiful 

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